Derar Santa Paws,
Morgan and I have been very good this year. (Please burn any mail that you get from some human named Sue, she is crazy and can't be trusted).
We work very hard every day chasing moles and cats and believe we have earned our keep.
The following is our Christmas wish list.
Automatic tennis ball launcher. (Sorry, but Sue throws like a girl).
Tennis balls
Snausages
Gift cards to the Doggie Day Spa
Pup Corn
John Deere Gator (so Sue can haul us around)
Chew toy
Heated water bowl.
Thanks,
Morgan and Shadow
PS: Can you throw in something nice for our new buddy Allis? Woof Woof
Dear Morgan and Shadow,
ReplyDeleteI have been watching the two of you for many months now. So far, so good. However, there are three more weeks to go, and I don't want either one of you to slack off on your assigned tasks. It's true, humans don't always know or understand your purpose on earth. There is much more to being a dog than obeying, protecting and peeing outside.
Keep up the good work, and there is no question that Allis will be receiving something under her tree. Possibly a new glove!
Yours,
Santa Paws